We had an informal discussion in the office about students having a hard time accepting the fact that they are going to be suspended.  The most common question is, “Am I really going to be suspended?”  One of my colleagues came up with the quick quip, “Oh, no.  You’re just on double secret probation,” which I believe he stole (“borrowed”) from Animal House.  I’m not completely sure what double secret probation might actually be, but something about the idea just makes me laugh.