I would totally write a book like this, but it took me forever to come up with just one example that I thought was even remotely funny. Not sure why the nihilism idea came to me, but I thought it was amusing that convincing a troll that life is meaningless and that our actions don’t matter would just reaffirm the idea of eating you. Kind of silly but still worth a chuckle. I may need to revisit this pick-a-path major idea again in the future. Maybe I’ll have an epiphany about different paths.